Felis Catus

Lazy blogger

2009-08-23T14:33:00.001+08:00

It’s has been quite some time, yeah I haven’t blog since March. About 2 years ago, before I blogged my first post, I just got a premonition that one day I won’t be able to keep on blogging 24/7, not because of my hectic life but I knew myself too well that I am easily intrigued and yet I am easily bored.

Not much of things actually happened these past few months. Let me just recap and summarise them all.

May 2009

None other than the month of my rebirth. This year my husband being extra generous (given that he occasionally buy me gift after we got engaged and married 2 years back) He bought me a new Blackberry Storm 9500. It makes me want to cry and at the same time, curiosity hit me that he could actually be trying to win my heart to ‘menikah lagi satu’? Anyway that Berry is the best present I ever had. Sarcastically he said “It’s not too much if I expect a new TAG Heuer Carrera wrapped in a box for February next year kan?” . Laki I sungguh tak ikhlas dan tak malu. ;-P

June 2009

I took 4 days off went to Singapore for my cousin, Kak Feeza’s wedding. My husband finally got to know each of my relatives and cousins closely. Now he knows that each of my clan is born with a sharp tongue that can tickle you to death.

July 2009

2 years of marriage and we still rock on. We just went out for dinner this year. I love you dear even though your belly grows bigger and faster than your paycheck. No special gift as we want to save some money to spend in Singapore on August. And yeah, not to forget we adopt a new furkid named Pipo. I will blog about Pipo later. (Someone please intrigue me!)

August 2009

Took 4 days off and went to Singapore again for another cousins, Ariffin’s and Asyraf’s wedding. I went to Sentosa on the last day of the trip. But it just a short trip as we need to rush back to KL. I ni kuli and kena kerojer you....

Phew...magic! I couldn’t believe I have just posted 4 months of life updates in one post. I think I should do this more. Oh common..4 posts in a year is not so bad... rite guys?

Precocious P Ramlee pt 2

2009-03-11T22:33:00.004+08:00

Remember my post about super brilliant P Ramlee ?

This movie clip below was taken from "Pendekar Bujang Lapok". When asked to read the 'Public School For Illiterate' signboard, the illiterate Sudin spelt it as "Alif - mim - nun - wau"

For those who knows Jawi, Alif (a) - mim (m) - nun (n) - wau (u) means Amno/Umno . But the illiterate Sudin read is as "Alif-mim-nun-wau - Circus".

The joke part was Sudin spelt and read it as if he is literate, but he's actually not. In other way the act is interpreting the malay proverb 'Bodoh Sombong' which means a moron who acts like an Einstein.

And the cynical part is Sudin spelt Umno as 'Circus'. Why he did that? Do I need to explain more?

Imagine what if P Ramlee is still alive, I bet he is living in the next cell to Raja Petra now....heh...

If I Were The Boss

2009-03-04T22:49:00.002+08:00

If I were the boss,
Even just for a day,
I would change the company name
From **** Capital to Reena Capital PLC,

If I were the Boss,
Work will start on Tuesday
I will end the week on Thursday
And everyday will be half day,

If I were the Boss
I think I could understand
How it feels to work on budget
And give a raise of 20 cent
Hang out with the girls
And be hard with the guys
My despacth will riding Harley,
Our trips will be to Bali,
If we bankrupt I will break down and cry

If I were the Boss,
I will come up with a plan,
Make everyone do all the work
Take the credit and look like the man

If I were the Boss
My lunch break will be two days
I have PS3 in my room,
200' inch LCD and play all day my way

Cause I will always come in late
Just to show who I am
And if I was a girl I will make them all call me Ma'am
If you thought I would be nicer
Then you thought it wrong....

But I am not the Boss
So I cannot cuti
Come to office really early
To try to make some money
So that I can afford to beli nasi...

A creative parody from JJ & Ean, Hitz.Fm Morning Crew. I have add up a little spice here and there.... ;))

This Hands Are Not Made For Blogging

2009-03-03T23:50:00.001+08:00

So, in case you haven't noticed, I have been a little, shall we say "tak rajin nak update" --on this blog these past few months. Maybe it's because nothing interesting has happened lately in my personal life.

Or maybe because I have become newly aware of the need to be hyper observant not to offend any specific group of people like the global moronic, the greedy politician or the annoying neighbours/relatives and as a result I have totally lost my sarcasm mojo.

******

My sis-in-law gave birth to a beautiful baby girl named Dania Alisha Asthmara last month and I'm officially an 'Aunty' now. And of course with all the joy and excitement from relatives comes the question "Awak bila lagi/When is your turn?" as if I'm the fortune-teller Dukun Mak Esah who can tell the answer right away.

"Kalau boleh sekarang ni jugak nak. Tapi rezeki Allah belum sampai lagi kan, doakan saya banyak-banyak ya"

....past experience taught me to be more rational sarcastic person ...heh

Main 'Cop-cop' - 2

2008-12-09T15:23:00.010+08:00

I would normally ignored or simpan tag lama2 sikit but after 2nd time kena tagged from best bud Joe, I took the iniative to be more supportive...ehmm. Jangan marah Joe. Well I don't want to be rude and ignorant people. Anyway blogging without kena tagged is like watching Heroes without Superpower la kan...

TAGGED 1 from Joe dated Nov 14, 2008

1. Do you think you're hot?

Oooohh yes baby...Hot-Temper

2. Upload your favourite picture of you

3. Why do you like that picture?
Most of it because of Monyet I guess. I just love the stiffness and emotionless look of him. Selamba kodok sungguh. Can you spot/feel the yin and yang in this pic?

4. When was the last time you ate pizza?
Few months back since I'm determined to lose some weight. This question is killing me lah, I suddenly have a craving for Royal Masala Cheese Stuffed Crust Pizza..Haihhh evil food..evil...

5. The last song you listen to?
Generation by Simple Plan
"I'm sick of all this waiting and people telling me what I should be..."

6. What are you doing right now besides this?
Stroking Monyet on my lap...he falls asleep 5 mins ago. My legs becomes numb right now. Adooiii he's getting fatter and heavier everyday.

7. What name you prefer besides yours?
Aireen,Rania,Qazreena,Quzandria

8.People to tag

i. Tessa Lee
ii. Syasya
iii. En.Ayam (alter-ego Shaharudin)
iv. Intan Syafinaz
v. Elynn

9. Who is number one?
Ex-colleague and now my very good friend. I have known her for 4 years. We still keep in touch altough now she's far up north in Penang. She is very mature for her age, way smarter than some snobbish PhD holders and racist politicians.

10. Number three is having relationship with?
His computer...eh sorry Ayam, of course with his wife and SinChan-look-alike son la...

11. How about number four?
My ex-classmate (form 1-2) and nemesis in class. It's pretty retarded you know. I mean there are times when we are really pushing ourselves to get the highest score in all subjects. She once refused to speak to me for several weeks just because I got the highest score in one of her favourite subject (can't remember). We laughed to think how absurd we used to be. Now she's a supermom of two and lecturing engineering course in Kuitho.

12. Who is number two?
My blood,my mom's sister's daugter- my cousin.

13. And No 5?
Herlyna..my bestest friend, my Maid of Honor, gym partner, partner in crime and kerja2 haram apa lagi...my shoulder to cry on suma yg best lah. We are both Taurian, I've known her for 7 years since college. The only flaw she has is..she's too kind to other people. Some people just love to take advantage of her kindness and that makes me 'beng' sometimes. Monyet's mom name Putt is Elynn's cat so in a way we are 'family' related la kan..heh

TAGGED 2 from Joe dated Dec 6, 2008

First, the rules:
1. List these rules on your blog.
2. Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog.
3. Tell 6 unspectacular quirks of yours.
4. Tag 7 people at the end of your post by leaving their names as well as links to their blogs.
5. Link the person who tagged you.
6. Leave a comment for each blogger

2. 7 facts about myself

- I was born at 1.15am (1+1+5=7) on Monday, May 19th 1981. Malcolm X was born on May 19th 1925 (2+5=7) and assasinated in year 1965, 16 yrs before I was born (1+6=7) ironic or coincidence?

- I was born a day before my mom's birthday and that makes me the perfect gift in her life..(eh wahh drama sikit.) We shared birthday cake since then

- I am a product of mixed parentage - Japanese(Mak Tok)+Malay(Tok Ayah) from my mom and Mamak (Mak Mok) + Malay (Tok Bak) from my Abah.

- I tied the knot on July 7th 2007 with the hope we'll be lucky in love forever.

- ...but my lucky number is 9.

- My car number is 1468 (1+4+6+8= 19)

- I failed my driving test once ;)

3. 6 unspectacular quirks of me
- I am a coffee person. I would normally have 1 mug of coffee for breakfast, 2-3 mugs in the office and another 1 mug before I go to bed

- .....and maybe that makes me a chronic insomniac

- I trained Monyet to poop in the toilet simply by locked him inside the toilet after every meal for 7days in row. By 8th day he went to toilet himself without me have to scruch his neck into toilet

- I am a tv series junky since I was 5 yo when I know how to read the subtitles (that time 1986 - famous citer McGyver, V, Knight Rider)

- Yes I'm the only kid who can read newspaper and any reading material in malay fluently in my kindergarden that time (1986). That time kira terror tuh, mana ada cam sekarang ni little kids age 2,3 y.o dah gi sekolah and can read both malay and english fluently kan. I do still have a photo of me while in kindergarden reading 'Kisah Sang Kancil dan Buaya' on stage during 'Hari Penyampaian Hadiah Tabika Kemas'

- I am a gamer, from Nitendo Console, to CD-PC Game, to PS to DVD-PC Game. I used to be a Hardcore Gamer during school and college year. I spend most of my time in my room with my PC Game that time. My first and favorite-of-alltime RPG game that I played is Chrono Cross. Best gila. Barbie Doll don't excite me much when I was young because I grew up with 3 brothers. My biggest achievement -my 'Jari Bangku' husband is now an amateur gamer. Bolehlah main game biasa cam FIFA series, but he never want to try any of my RPG collections because "It's too complicated, takper i layan tgk u main jer ok..". Nowadays, due to some unforeseen circumstances, (ehhmm) I'm more like a casual gamer. Main game bila free ajer yer.hat

4. Tag 7 people at the end of your post by leaving their names as well as links to their blogs.

Again:

i. Herlyna Alias

ii. Tessa Lee

iii. En.Ayam

iv. Intan Syafinaz

v. Syasya

vi. Azwana Rapaei (she doesn't have a blog yet, but I tagged her jugak- for her future blog nanti...)

vii. Lord of Mi Casa (same jugak)

George Clooney on My Bed

2008-11-27T20:25:00.001+08:00

I found this cat website Catster while googling the website for cat behavior. (I'm trying to find a way to increase Monyet's social skill with 'stranger'). I took one of the cat quizzes and.....

"Wow, your cat is George Clooney!

George Clooney
Mr. Hunky

Monyet is none other than superhunk George Clooney!

Turning heads everywhere he rolls, Monyet is a huge hit with both googly-eyed babes and older, wiser fans. Admirers will paddle across no less than eleven oceans just to get a glimpse of this A-List heartthrob in the fur. Monyet isn't in a big rush to settle down, so is often seen out on the town with the cutest members of the pack. Not just a looker, Monyet's activism knows no limits—enerpetically involved in the campaign to save Dogfur, Monyet is always looking for a worthy cause that he can sink his teeth into."

I laughed out loud and felt like a a retard for a minute. So now my Monyet is George Clooney. I text my Lord of Mi Casa

"Beb, I have George Clooney sleeping with me on my bed every night".

...hahahha sexy and kinky huh!

Yeah, they both do have a pair of charming eyes..heh

Best Friends: Tales of the Rebellious 6

2008-11-24T21:35:00.001+08:00

My besties came to my house to gather last weekend. We had so much fun although within such a short amount of time and it is the best weekend I ever had so far.

Joe Johanna, Oya Suriyah, Akak Nazura, Sal Saleha and Nieda Hairul Hanida are my sisters since I was in Form 4. We are known as one entity, 6 Pencacai or 6 Jahanam (The Rebellious 6). Each of us has a their own characteristic. We allow each other into innermost places in our heart; revealing and sharing our hopes, dreams and fears and these factors are actually create the strongest bond of friendship between us. We used to be always together where ever we go back then, we sat next to each other in the classroom, spent many hours gossiping and chatting, we went to school together, ate together, slept together (during school camping of course..heh) and we even been placed next to each other in our Classroom Photo.

Joe is the first person I knew during the registration day in SMT Tg Puteri. We are mate the minute we know our similar craze with Backstreet Boys. Hell yeah, actually we're always into similar interest, from BSB to Smash Hits to Softball to Desperate Housewives to Grey's Anatomy and heh Heroes. (kan budak?) We were placed in the same classroom, we sat next to each other and right behind us are Oya and Sal.

Oya is my classmate in SMK Sri Rahmat's 4 Science 3 Class before we got offered to SMTTP. Given that we had been placed in different classes after PMR, we barely knew each other before. Meaning to say that our friendship actually grows from SMTTP. Oya is the greatest ‘saviour’, the brightest in school and not surprised to be the one with highest level of education among us. From helping me to solve the most complicated Add Math equation to covering me up when I was suddenly been ‘waked’ by Cikgu Jalal to continue the History textbook reading; Oya never fails to be a good and unconditionally help to us.

Sal is the trendiest and luckiest among us. She’s already wore the contact lenses when we just about to know what contact lenses is from the ads that time. Soft spoken with inner beauty ; Sal is a kind of girl which most boys would like to have as a perfect girlfriend and mother in law would love to have as a daughter. Yet, she still down to earth,generous and always be the one who treat us for 'makan'.

Nieda is the coolest and calmest, our ‘mom’ and really is the first to experience motherhood among us. She simply the type of person you will look for during hard times. I really respect and admire her unvarying gentleness and patience that never fails to soothe our doubts and calms any of our 'kantoi' fears.

Akak Zura, the youngest in her family but act like a big sister to us. I used to live within the same housing area with her, we went to same school before SMTTP(same like Oya, we barely knew to each other at SMKSR) and took the same bus to school. Akak is known as a stern face with a killer jokes; a high level sense of humor. She always jokes unpredictably that make us nearly choked trying not to laugh out loud sometimes. Akak’s killer jokes never fail to get a good laugh out from us and that makes us closer each day.

11 years of friendship; can you believe how strong the chemistry between us? Well it may be easy to maintain friendship with one bestfriend, but a gang of 6 bestfriends? Believe me; it is not easy as the way it looks.Our own personal life commitment increase as we grow older. Joe is now a promising QS in JB, Oya is teaching IT Programming course in SMT Kangar, Nieda is a technician in JPS Putrajaya and a proud mother of 2, Akak is a Logistic & Purchasing Exec in JB and Sal is sacrificing her own career to be a devout housewife to her husband and future kids. (The most noble sacrifice that I wish I have more courage to do.)

Some snapshot of our gathering:

From left Joe,Oya,Akak,Me,Sal and Nieda at Fish Spa in One Utama

"PAPISH" Oya's own scientific name of Spa Fish :)

Thanks to Sal for generously treating us to a yummylicios Steamboat at Johnny’s.

The Greatest Feeding Hand of Oya

Before ....

.....and after.

Perut kenyang senang hati..

BBQ by The Pool

Breakfast at Tiffany's Reena's

All you can eat at Reena's

Joe's obssesion with Heroes while eating breakfast

The making of "Us"

' Us '

"Together forever, never apart. Maybe in distance, but never in heart"

Insomnikinesis

2008-11-08T20:25:00.000+08:00

It's 3.45am now and I still can't sleep. It seems like my sleep patterns became more chaotic lately. I usually go to bed at 1.00am during weekdays, and it takes me over an hour to fall asleep. It gets worse over the weekend, like just now, I went to bed at 2.30am. And after another 4 chapter of Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, I'm still wide awake like Hedwig the Owl. I don't want to continue my reading because I might just finished the whole book by 6.00am. Since I don't have any reading material to 'help' me fall asleep for the next 2 days, I have to spare that last 10 chapters for tommorow then.

Monyet will wake me up at 6.00am every morning for his early breakfast. He will jump on my bed, meowing and howling right in my ear until I wake up. Who needs an alarm clock when you have a 'multi purpose' living creature right? Man, my Monyet can be as good as my mom.

Sometimes I will wake up with a headache which I hate to start the day like that. I told my husband about my sleeping disorder.

"You know what, maybe it has something to do with my interest in cats, vampire and Heroes. Beb, I have an ability to stay awake at night without being sleepy the next day! I'm going to call it Emphatic Insomniac or maybe Insomnikinesis. I know I'm special beb..."

"Ha ah la dear, or maybe you have something kind of like a multiple Pontianak genetic cells in your blood, it mutate slowly until you become a complete disillusional 'Pontianak Gila Suka Berangan'. Ahh haaa you will have a Split Personality Disorder then...."

High level of Sarcasm-that's why I marry him. Heh .My true nemesis.

So, here I am, still wide awake. It's already 4.15am now. I'm going back to bed in a while. Hopefully I can fall asleep right away. Who knows I might generate some extraordinary genetic cells tonight...hmmm ability to be invisible seems kinda cool too.... ;))

HEROES ARE BACK!!!

2008-11-03T10:13:00.000+08:00

My favourite HEROES are back with Season 3 this Thursday on Starworld.

......and my Thursday night will never be the same again...

What About Now...

2008-10-24T11:18:00.000+08:00

Shadows fill an empty heart as love is fading
From all the things that we are but are not saying
Can we see beyond the scars and make it to the dawn?
Change the colors of the sky

And open up to the ways you made me feel alive,
The ways I loved you.
For all the things that never died,
To make it through the night,
Love will find you.

What about now? What about today?
What if you're making me all that I was meant to be?
What if our love never went away?
What if it's lost behind words we could never find?
Before it's too late,what about now?

The sun is breaking in your eyes to start a new day.
This broken heart can still survive with a touch of your grace.
Shadows fade into the light
I am by your side,where love will find you.

Now that we're here,
Now that we've come this far,just hold on.
There is nothing to fear,for I am right beside you.
For all my life,I am yours....

Love Me, Love My Shoes

2008-10-21T11:37:00.000+08:00

One fine weekend.

“Dear, can I ask you something?” - Lord of Mi Casa

“Hmm…No. Can’t you see I’m busy feeding my vampire here?”

“Actually I wanted to ask you this since the 1st day we moved in to this house, but you always 'busy' kan..”

“Eleh dramanya…apa cepat”

“Dear sini jap…”

“Alaa..you always kacau when I’m busy with my computer kan…”

“Come here la sekejap...”

......I dragged myself to the front door.

“Hmm pak encik nak apa?”

“Dear…can you explain to me this?”

“What? What’s wrong with my shoes? Oooo ok…got it.I think it’s about time to buy another cabinet for my….no OUR shoes right?”

“No..look carefully. Focus dear..”

“Apa? Ohh yer la....this one dah worn out..kena beli baru la”

“You memang nak kena luku ni. Look here.Can you explain to me, why do you need like 7,8 pairs of the same black shoes?”

“What? What’s wrong with that?”

“It's all practically look the same to me. Cuba explain sikit kat I”

“Encik Zainor, look carefully, mana ada sama. This is stiletto heel use for glam night, err could be a weapon jugak tau. Tajam ni..remember Fazura punya kes gaduh tu, she used….”

“Dear…focus”

“Oh ok, ok…eh wait. You ask for explanation kan..I explain with example la ni”

“Ok whatever, continue please....”

“Eleh emosi pulak encik ni. Ok this is my running shoe, obviously for gym. This one with low heel is ‘Mary-Jane’ for groceries shopping, so tak sakit kaki jalan-jalan. Hmm.. this one is 'mules' or backless shoe, my favourite and it is for work, senang nak pakai just slip jer. This one is 'pump' also for work, it makes my fat feet look slimmer. And this open-toe with strap is sandal; can be use either for casual workday and for jalan-jalan. So you tell me, mana ada sama?”

“Oh ok..but why you need like 2, 3 different colours for the same type of shoes..like this 'mules'...this one dalam box ni, macam dah lama beli tapi tak pernah pakai jer?”

“Encik Zainorr…...it’s a common Law of Matching Clothes la. Takkan pakai baju biru kasut merah. Those in boxes tu I bought during sale, still can't find a matching cloth to wear with...sooner or later I pakai la”

“But it’s just a shoe. It doesn’t matter what colour. You wear it on your feet. Paling bawah. Most of the time pun kat bawah meja right. No one notice it. And you can only wear a pair at one time. So why you need more than one? I really don’t undertand. Lagi susah nak faham than Algebra la hmm..women...women”

“Hmm.... you know what dear. It’s ok if you could never understand me and my shoes. Your job is just to love me for me. Don't worry too much, just love me and please for God' sake just leave that shoe matter alone to me, ok dear...."

Men will never understand us and our shoes like we don't understand why men love to watch that same old football game again and again.

Do you all agree with me...women?

A Friend, A Husband and an Asshole...

2008-09-24T12:43:00.000+08:00

I bet you guys must have thought that a friend,husband, and asshole above is my husband a.k.a Lord of MiCasa rite?

No..this is a story about my long-time friend. Let’s name him B. I know B since I was in school. We're not really a best friend; No, we’re more like a good friend. Maybe because of my tomboyish and broad-minded, makes him comfortable to talk to me whenever he has a problem. I have to agree that B is a good looking boy in school back then. Albeit he is popular among girls, he is totally insecure. He came to me a few times during recess to whine on his life and insecurity. And I, being a natural born listener and a friend, was always there to help him boost up his confidence level.

Time flies and we finished school. We furthered our studies in different uni, graduate, building up career and own life. He settled down at young age, 24. I couldn’t attend his wedding because of my hectic work life back then. He was a happy married man until suddenly he came to me last year for a piece of advice on his rocking marriage life.

I said, “‘Take it like a man and face your problem. If you still love your wife and your marriage, you should tell her your feelings. Please try to understand her feeling as well. Dude, she is having a hard time right now, and maybe she was just too afraid to lose you too. You should try to listen and understand her. If it’s still doesn’t work, then look for a professional advice ie marriage consular.” B seems to agree with me and a few months later, B told me his wife is pregnant again and they were expecting a new baby to come in year end. He thanks me for being a good friend who can always understand his problem.

We were both married, and decided not to make our friendship visible, especially to his wife. No phone calls or sms. Just a simple catch up email and messenger. You know, we were both raised in a typical Malay culture, and from typical Malays perspective there’s no way you can have a ‘normal and unconditional' friendship between a man and a woman. It has to be either love or an affair. Thanks God, my husband is very understanding and he knows me well. He knows who my friends are and there’s no secret in our relationship. Yes, I did tell my husband about my friendship with B, and he was totally ok with it, as long as I know where the border line is.

Today, B buzz me again on messenger. At first it was just a normal hi,hi catch up on life bla...bla until suddenly he said he did something terribly wrong. It is so wrong and he wasn’t sure whether I can accept this and keep it to myself this time.

He came to me to confessed on his infidelity.

........

I was shocked and speechless. I really did not expect it to be that ‘wrong’. I asked him again what kind of affair is he been into. Whether it was ‘love and emotional’ affair or a 'physical and sexual' affair. He was a bit reluctant to tell me at first but then I told him

“Come on dude. If you don’t trust me, why you tell me all this crap at first place? So are you going to let me understand your situation or you want me to come up with my own assumption, which could be worse than what was actually happen? You know I could be pessimistic sometimes. I have a tendency to see things the most negative and worst view possible”

He then told me that he loves his wife so much but her crankyness at home always drive him mad. He thought that maybe with this newborn baby coming soon, he could show to his wife that he is being faithfull to her. But she keeps on accused him with things he never thought of doing it.

B then told me that it was all started with an email that he sent to beautiful woman named C. They both first met just to share their experience of broken marriage. Then later, it turns into emotional relation and worsen into ‘physical contact’.....ADULTRY.

“I am a normal human being. She taught me how to make my wife happy and then.....she makes me ‘happy’. All the pressures suddenly disappeared” B said.

"What if she can't no longer give you happiness? Who will you look for then?"

"Err you..you know I always look for you whenever...err...I screwed up"

"And what if I'm no longer around? Dude I have my own life and family too..."

"............."

I asked him how many times he ‘did’ it.

“A few time. I can’t recall...I was ‘lost’” he said

.........

“Are you mad at me Reena?” he asked.

“I don’t know. It’s a mix feeling. As a friend who knows you since school, I understand why you did that. It was just escapism from your stressful life. Like a stupid person who used drugs to release their emotional pain; and C becomes your drugs now.
But from the eyes of a faithfull wife, this is totally unacceptable.Lucky, I am not in front of you. You really need a taste of punch in the head dude, to wake you up from this shit” pardon my language, this is the way I talk to him everytime he did a stupid things.

“I know, I deserved to be punched and to be beaten till dead. I really need it before I am going insane" B said

“You are insane dude. Who said you are not? I couldn’t believe you can be this crazy”

“So what are you going to do now? Are you going to tell your wife the truth?” I asked

“No.No. Miraclely, our marriage is doing better now. She seems to be cool and calmer than before. I don’t know why, and I don’t want to risk my marriage by telling her the truth. There's no way I am going to let her leave me”

B then suddenly left the conversation before I could ask him what he will do next, if C happen to be carrying his child.

So guys, you tell me. Should I just keep this to myself or should I tell the world? Yup, I know I already did tell the world with this post, even though no real names disclose , some of you could have been able to guess who is B really are.

So dude, if you read this. I am sorry; really sorry I couldn’t keep this to myself this time. It is a burden I could not carry alone. Yes I know you put the trust on me but I never promised to keep this to myself. And yes, what you did is wrong; it’s totally wrong and unforgiveable. Your wife could be cranky and pain in the ass at times, but you know she never, never ever cheated on you. You may or may not be able to trust me anymore but I am sorry, I just want you to know that you are really an ASSHOLE this time dude....

Why Pos Malaysia? (Part 2)

2008-09-20T12:45:00.000+08:00

I have received a few response from my friend in regards to my rebate case with Pos Malaysia.

"Don't be stupid dear, you better go directly to Pos Malaysia. Trust me,they will never call you back." Lord of Mi Casa said.

"What? You malas to que? Ok let me do it for you. I will 'only' take 50% from the rebate as upah for the hassle. Ok. Boleh?He..he..he" Lelaki Cekik Darah said

"You sure to wait until next month? Imagine, extra RM625 to spend for this Hari Raya...new handbag, another pair of Raya shoe perhaps.?" Puan Penghasut Terbaik said.

"Babe...jangan jadi bodoh. You better go claim your rebate cepat-cepat. It's not gov money. It's your tax money anyway. " Ms Adviser said.

"Apa susah..pergi jumpa Najib la. Complain kat dia terus pasal Pos yg corrupt ni. Esok mesti keluar paper. Saiful yg tak pass exam boleh jumpa, takkan ko takleh...Hahahaha?" erkk..En.Politikus...lari topic la...

So I went straight to PO in KLCC this morning.

"Still takder dalam system la Cik. Bila renew ni?" the same Ms.I-Don't-Know-I-Am-Just-Doing-My-Job said

I told her it was renewed 12days ago. She said that Pos Malaysia is having a problem with the data system. I asked her what should I do now since it is not my problem, whether I should just wait for the system to be fixed or should I lend my hand to 'fix' the system. I said with a pretty smile on my face and a slight hint of sarcasm.

Seems to understood the sarcasm, she grinned and asked me to wait, while she try to search my data 'manually'. She came back less than 5 minutes later, with a piece of paper, some sort like an instruction summary on how to search data manually.

I saw she typed in my car number plus some secret code and all my vehicle details pop up on her pc monitor.

"Hmm..adapun Cik punya data. Tuhlah system baru ni ada problem sikit" She smiled tersipu-sipu.

Patience is a half of Iman. And today Allah grant me the fruit of patience...RM625.00 in my pocket.

Who wants to go shopping ?

Why Pos Malaysia? (Part 1)

2008-09-17T10:54:00.000+08:00

I have renewed my roadtax on 4th September 2008 and by right I am entitle to claim my cash rebate. One of my friend told me that I can claim my rebate 3 days after roadtax renewal. At first I tought of direct credit into my bank account via posonline. But then, a few of my friends suggested to go directly to po and get the cash.

"Don't trust their online system, penipu. They said the money will be credited to my account after 3days, but after a week, i still didn't get it. I went to po and they said some 'error' with their online system. They gave me cash money immediately at the counter instead" my friend said.

I went to Pos KLCC last Thursday and wasted one hour time waiting for my number to be called. Ms."I-Don't Know-I-Am-Just-Doing-My-Job" at Pos KLCC said my car number was not in their system. I told her that I renewed my roadtax 4 days ago. But she said their new system can only captured data from JPJ 7 days after renewal date. I have an immediate instinct that this rebate thing ain't going to be easy as it seems.

So if my calculation is right, I can go to any PO to claim my rebate on 15th September 2008. I don't want to waste my time at PO again, so I opt for direct transfer this time. I logged in to that pos online portal, typed my car number, and this message appeared:

"Your vehicle data do not exist in JPJ system. Please visit the nearest JPJ branch to check status of your cash rebate."

I am fasting, I have to be more patience and keep myself from cursing bad words in this holy month.

I called the JPJ hotline number to check on my status. Puan 'Saya-Pun-Tak-Tahu-Saya-Ikut-Je-System-Ni' said my car details is already in the data system and it has been sent to Pos Malaysia. She can't do anything, and suggested me to call Pos Malaysia to check further on my status.

"Saya pun tak tahu Cik. Ni Pos punya system yg problem ni. Ada yang seminggu, ada 2 minggu. Tapi kalau nak senang, cik tunggu jerlah lepas sebulan. 'Biasa'nya lepas sebulan nama Cik mesti dah masuk kat system diaorang" Puan 'Saya-Pun-Tak-Tahu-Saya-Ikut-Je-System-Ni' said.

Patience is a half of Iman.

Then I called Pos Malaysia hotline. Ms "I-Am-Not-Sure,-I-Am-Just-Doing-My-Job" took my details.

"Kita akan check, tapi 'biasa' memang ambik masa yang lama ni Cik. Saya tak pasti bila boleh tahu" Ms "I-Am-Not-Sure,-I-Am-Just-Doing-My-Job" said

I asked for the report or reference number, so I can follow up later.

"Oh kita memang takder report number. Takper Cik, nanti kita call bila dah check. Tapi memang ambik masa yang lama ya Cik. Memang lama"

I asked patiently how lama is her 'lama'. I asked again how do I know that my report has been submitted and how do I refer to my case if I want to follow up later.

"Memang lama la Cik. Saya tak pasti. Takper Cik, nanti kita call. Cik tunggu jerlah. Tapi ambik masa lama sikit ya" Ms "I-Am-Not-Sure,-I-Am-Just-Doing-My-Job" said
.............

So here I am, still waiting for Pos to call me back to update my status. I could not understand, why Pos Malaysia? Why don't just let JPJ alone to handle this cash rebate, since they have the vehicle data? Why have to waste time and complicate the work by sending my data to here and there? Why can't they just let one party to handle this? Why? Why? and Why?

"I don't know, I am just doing my job"........

Super Efficient MyEG

2008-09-16T12:08:00.000+08:00

My roadtax will expire on the 1st Oct 2008, which is most probably will be the 1st day of Hari Raya. Given that gov service department or anything related to gov bureaucracy will take ages (especially during this Ramadan fasting month, some people tend to have a brain deterioration at a very fast rate), I decided to renew my roadtax at least 2 weeks earlier.

I saw this MyEG Service ad which provides an online roadtax and insurance renewal. So I went to the website, key in my contact details, and within 15 minutes my phone rang. It's a call from myEG officer who offered to renew my roadtax and insurance at minimum fee and 30% discount on my road tax. I gave him my vehicle details, and he promised to email me the quotation within 1 hour. Surprisingly, the email came 10minutes later. I chose to pay the road tax and insurance through online. Thanks to the super fast myEG online payment system, I completed my transaction process in less than 5 minutes.

Then, I faxed my payment receipt to that myEG officer. He called me back 10minutes later to confirmed that my roadtax renewal has been approved, and they will deliver the JPJ sticker to my office within 3 working days. Anyway, I have prepared myself to be dissapointed with the common 'data and system error' kind of excuses should I did not received my sticker after 3days.

Not as I expected it to be, I received my JPJ sticker the next day at 10.00am. Bravo to myEg for their superefficient service. Imagine if the other gov/non-gov produce the same service efficiency; uhhh our Bolehland will be a heaven place to live....

UiTM Dihatiku....Sure?

2008-08-14T02:10:00.000+08:00

"Wednesday August 13, 2008

UiTM slams MB’s proposal

SHAH ALAM: Universiti Teknologi Mara (UiTM) Vice-Chancellor Prof Datuk Seri Dr Ibrahim Abu Shah has hit out at Selangor Mentri Besar Tan Sri Khalid Ibrahim’s suggestion that the university open its doors to non-bumiputra students.
Prof Ibrahim said the call to have non-bumiputras allowed into the university was against the purpose of setting up the university.
“UiTM was set up to provide the bumiputras a chance to improve themselves by attaining tertiary education,” he told a press conference at the university here yesterday.
He was commenting on Khalid’s statement asking for UiTM to open 10% of its intake to the other races to raise the level of integration, competitiveness and the quality of graduates.
He said the power to decide on any changes to the intakes in UiTM was up to the government. Earlier about 5,000 UITM students held a peaceful demonstration in front of the state secretariat building where they also handed over a memorandum to a state government official objecting to the call by Khalid.
UiTM student body president Luqmannulhakim Mohamad Idris said the students wanted Khalid to retract the statement and apologise.
“We (the students) are very disturbed by the statement and we have planned our strategy on what to do if the Mentri Besar does not apologise and retract the statement,” he said.
Khalid, meanwhile said the proposal was done in the interests of both bumiputras and others.
Khalid said he was fully aware that he had no right to decide on the quota for non-Malays in UiTM."

I am an alumnae of UiTM, and this is totally rubbish and stupid. This just explains how racist and freakin retard the ‘Bumiputera’ students can be. For the first time, I am embarrass to be an alumnae of UiTM.

What is so ‘disturbed’ by having 10% non-Bumi students in UiTM? How to ‘improve’ if you don’t dare to compete? Please, change your mentality first before you want to improve yourself. I agreed with Dato Khalid positive intention; to raise the level of integration, competitiveness and the quality of graduates.

That student body president is just afraid of his own shadow. And trust me, if there is no one going to bang this boy's head on the wall, he will be another racist loser who will govern the country in future.

One more thing, I personally disgust with this Bumi, Non-Bumi thing. Nonsense, we are Malaysian. Ask the true Historian, Malays are not the real Bumi anyway. Orang Asli is the one who should have the privileges.

Stupido No Braino.

Panda Melatah

2008-08-07T13:25:00.000+08:00

Hahahah I have found this clip from You Tube. It is so kelakar I laughed like mad. Check out this clip guys.

Hahahah it reminds me of Po (Jack Black) in Kungfu Panda. Oh I love that movie...I wish I can have a Panda at home...

Malaysia Boleh...001

2008-07-28T11:21:00.000+08:00

KLIA vs Hong Kong International Airport
Petronas Twin Towers vs Burj Dubai
Hibiscus vs Casablanca Lily
Kancil vs Ferrari
MAS vs Singapore Airlines
Pos Laju vs Fed Ex
Dr Sheikh Muzaffar vs Neil Armstrong
Impak Maksima vs Tokyo Drift
Shah Alam Stadium vs Wembley Stadium
Malaysia vs Chelsea

Malaysia Boleh........???!!?!

A day of a Girl Friday

2008-07-21T12:12:00.000+08:00

These actually happens last Monday. I was really busy last week and almost forgot to upload it. These are also to explain to my friends who keep on asking me what do I really do in my hectic daily life as a personal "Girl Friday" to my boss.

14th July 2008

10.00am – 11.00am :

I went to prepare and collect my boss’s private documents at Malaysian National Institute of Translation in Wangsa Maju with my boss driver in my boss’s Volvo.(it is a heaven i don't need to drive today) We are lost in Wangsa Maju for about 20 minutes after taking a direction through phone conversation from one of the officer in that institute. I am not sure whether she is

1. An autistic savant with a problem to identify ‘left & right’ direction
OR
2. She is busy configuring the effective way to win solitaire game on her PC during office hour
OR
3. She is just the plain annoying bitch with chronic brain deterioration.

Thanks God, my boss is someone who knows how to fully utilize his Dato’-ship to speed up the bureaucracy process which is also keeping me from using a profanity towards goverment servant. They have managed to get the documents ready in just within 10-15minutes.

11.00 am – 2.30pm:

Went straight to Wisma Putra in Putrajaya to get the translated private docs certified by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. This is my 1st trip to Putrajaya for work matter. I have been there before once as a ‘tourist’ and it was like 7, 8 years before. That time Putrajaya was still in developing process. I am amazed at how this isolated jungle has changed to be an organized federal city. I would say that Putrajaya presents a picture of an excellent township planning and management, with the efficient direction signboard every 500m -1km. For the first time, I don’t need to ask people for a direction at all.
I called 2 of my school friends who are working in Putrajaya to go out for lunch. Lin Talib can’t make it as she has a meeting to attend. And Nieda who’s working in Ministry of Natural Resources and Environment also can’t make it because she is on leave and in JB at that time. Can’t blame them because it was a short notice.
So after finished all my work at Wisma Putra, I then went to Ministry of Finance in Precinct 3, to collect my boss IC. He left it at the reception and forgot to take it back after the meeting last week. I received a call from my very good friend Tessa while in the MOF. She was in Kl for a short trip. We promised to meet after work in KLCC.

2.30pm – 3.30pm:

Safely reached the office. I have to settle a few things first before I went down to CIMB to prepare and refund a new bank draft for my boss. It’s a fee to get endorsement from Saudi embassy for the private documents which has been certified at Wisma Putra earlier. Ironic huh. I realized that I have repeated my boss mistake when the bank officer asked for my IC. I have left my IC at the guard house in Wisma Putra and forgot to take it back. Luckily the bank officer is a male, so I used the ‘art of manipulation technique’ by releasing the female pheromones and begged him to issue the bank draft without my IC. And the result, a bank draft ready to be submitted to the Saudi Embassy the next day.

3.30pm – 5.30pm : Back in the office. I called my husband and told him about my IC. With ‘sympathy’ he asked “Why are you suddenly become careless and forgetful dear? So how? You going back to Putrajaya today?” I thought of going back to Putrajaya immediately, but I will miss my meeting with Tessa. And I still have a few documents and report to prepare before call it a day.So I decided to go to Putrajaya the next day. It’s still safe in the guardhouse anyway. I told my boss and we laughed at how we always on top of those important things for other people but become so forgetful over our own belongings. That’s how ironic life can be. He then gave me RM50 for my petrol to Putrajaya because he needs to use his driver the next day. I refused to accept it because this is my own mistake and he should not bear the cost. And some more,my car petrol consumption to go to Putrajaya is less that RM 50. He said that he feel bad because it was actually his previous mistake that lead me to Putrajaya. I am speechless. You see, I am so used with the arrogant bosses; but today I realized I have been blessed with a very good employer finally. It’s not about the RM50, but his humbleness makes me respect him even more.

5.30pm – 7.30pm :

I went to meet Tessa. We went for a dinner (a late lunch for me) at Chilli’s, the place where we normally have our ‘secret underground’ meeting. I can’t tell you much about the secret society, well secret is not a secret if everyone know the secret right? Pening? Heh. So we then chit chat over petrol hikes, other stupid goverment dramas and then she asked for my opinions about her career opportunity options. It seems like all the options she has, have their very own lucrative benefits. We laughed at how when we are looking for a door to open, it remain tightly shut, but when we readily happy with our life suddenly everyone want a piece of you, with irresistible offer. Life is demanding. So I told her it’s all up to her to decide. Only she knows what’s best for her. I will respect for whatever decision she will make.

7.30pm-9.00pm

My Bebe fetched me. We went to meet his friend in PJ then head to a nearest mamak. I already had dinner with Tess so I only had a glass of teh tarik at the mamak's.

9.00pm-10.00pm

Went back home

11.00pm

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Talking Apes on The Road

2008-07-17T15:13:00.000+08:00

Road blocks and traffic congestions. What a bloody apes.

Apparently some apes try to launch a psychological attack to rakyat. They thought by doing all these road blocks as ‘langkah berjaga-jaga’, the opposition party will scared to go out. Or in the other way, they thought maybe people will just go mad towards opposition party (you know, for causing them to take this stupid action). I don’t know what other people think, but I personally got sick and tired with all these governing apes drama.

I wish I have an infinity balance in my bank account. I want to migrate and live in Madagascar with the real apes and lemur chieftain I can party with every single day...duhhh

Sense of Pukeeness

2008-07-10T14:42:00.000+08:00

I had this conversation through YM with my friend Azreena a.k.a Sze Sze this morning. She was asking me how to deal with her bestfriend who suddenly changed and ignores her after got married recently. She suspected her bestfriend's husband was keeping his wife from contacting her. Well Sze Sze is a bit 'gila-gila' herself which is fine with me, but not to some people who thought they were smarter than 5th grader.

Sze Sze : wei member aku dah online
Sze Sze so kalo ko jadik aku, what would you do to her?
Sze Sze :ignore, say hi or delete her from friend lists?
Cat Person:well i will just ignore her stupidity
Cat Person:the way she ignores your friendship
Sze Sze :hahahahahahha
Sze Sze :cam pepoyo siot
Cat Person:or you can do like what i did to my previous housemate
Sze Sze :what did you do
Cat Person: i just confront her by telling the truth of what i thought about her
Cat Person:about her pukiness, about her bodohsombongness
Sze Sze : what did you say
Cat Person: and about her deadly stinky armpit, well i'm just being honest you know
Sze Sze : well i don't understand
Sze Sze :pukiness - what's that!!!!
Sze Sze:hahahahhahah
Cat Person:puki-ness
Sze Sze :the very paeng word you know
Sze Sze:wakakakakakkaka
Sze Sze:new word
Cat Person:ohh I invented this word 'pukiness' and it become popular word among bitches
Sze Sze : nnt aku tgk kat kamus otak aku nih
Sze Sze :ooo really
Cat Person:well basically, pukiness - is the state of being an annoying bitch
Sze Sze :i thought 'pukee' is popular for your hubby jer
Sze Sze :hahahahhahahahahhaah
Cat Person:hahhaha
Cat Person:you sound like a bitch with some sense of pukiness sometime
Sze Sze: ba alif ba ya
Cat Person:hahhahhaa and i still love you babe
Sze Sze : P-I-G
Cat Person: aku nak upload this conversation in my blog la
Sze Sze :bull shit aaa
Sze Sze : what are you going to write in your blog la
Cat Person: hahhaha
Cat Person: ade la
Cat Person: you just read it later
Sze Sze : ok
Sze Sze : write yg nice and sweet jer tau
Sze Sze : especially about me ;))
Cat Person: we'll see hahahahahaha

Oh please mind our 'language'. I seriously do not condone profanity especially to kids. This is just how we normally communicate to show how 'ngam' we are.. ;))....ooohh come on, you know me better...

A Year of Commitment...

2008-07-08T13:56:00.000+08:00

He never leaves the toilet seat up.I 'trained' him well you know.
He likes to think he's got me trained, and I let him think that's so.
I love it when he looks at me,with that sexy grin upon his face.
In 50 years will he look that good when his dentures aren't in place?!?

He says he loves my body,and my intelligence too.
I wonder if when gravity starts,will I make up with my IQ?
He loves the way I laugh,I simply adore the way he loves me.
No matter how bad my defeats.

Sex? That's a private thing.Let's just say I'm satisfied.
I couldn't say I'd find better,because he is my match.
Perfectly we go together,both in and out of sack!

He's more than just my husband,he's also my best friend.
I'm more than just his wife,I'm his "nagger" to the end
He's not exactly perfect,But who am I to judge?
He's a little more rational,where as I won't even budge.

I always say that I'm right.He says, "You just think you are."
I insist that I know am! He says, "No dear, not by far."

His long term memory is going fast.He will turn 82 one day and forget his life.
He will think we just 'met' again one day,and he'll ask me to be his wife.
Even though I'll have to laugh,so gladly I'd say yes.
Besides, who else would marry me,after putting up with all those tests?

This poem is written for my sweetie for our 1st Wedding Annivessary.
Just to let you know Bebe, I do take our marriage seriously, you know,even though I giggled during our vows, you will always and forever be my soul....

;))

I Am Legend

2008-07-03T14:30:00.000+08:00

I spend my last weekend watching one of Will Smith good movie “I Am Legend”.

It is basically a film adaptation of Richard Matheson's 1954 novel of the same title. The movie, set in the year 2012, in the ruins of New York City tells about Robert Neville (Will Smith) who is a military scientist and the lone survivor of a biochemical disease which was supposed to cure cancer 3 years back. With only blood thirsty vampire-like monsters as his neighbours and his trusty dog, Sam, Robert is trying to discover a cure for this disease and to find out any other people who might have also survived.

I’m not ashamed to say that the part when Robert strangles the infected Sam with his bare hands while softly sing "Three Little Birds" to her and only released her when her feet stop scrabbling at the floor of the lab had me blinking back quite a few tears.

He then goes out to get revenge and attacks a large group of infected monters. He is almost killed,but is rescued by survivor Anna Montez (Alice Braga), who has traveled with a young boy named Ethan from Maryland after hearing one of Neville's broadcasts. They take the injured Neville back to his home where Anna explains that they survived the outbreak aboard a Red Cross evacuation ship from São Paulo and are making their way to a rumored survivors' camp in Bethel, Vermont.

Story ends with Neville sacrifices himself to save Anna & Ethan’s life. It is not an usual happy ending movie as I expected and I find it irony in the fact that he has actually become as much of a legend to the new survivor society as vampires once were to his.

Think of it, I can’t imagine if I wake up one day to find that I’m the only last human standing in the world.

What would you do?

My Movie Rate: 4/5 * * * * *

My Buddy, Nur Azlin Abu Talib

2008-07-03T12:12:00.000+08:00

I received this message from my long lost buddy, Nurazlin Abu Talib a.k.a Lin. this morning.

From: Lin
Date:06/30/2008 7:42 pm
Subject: rindu kat ko..

Message:
salam...
sori lmbt reply.. aku kursus 6 bln, xder masa bkk internet..rindu giler kt ko..hmpr2 aku nk msk urtv mencr kwn yg hilang..hua2dah kawen ko eh,frustnye xdpt tgk ko kawen..ni no.fon aku 0197947017.msg aku weh

I was so excited that I called her immediately after reading the message. I have been looking for her since I lost my phone, 5 years ago. Given that 5 years ago, the telco technologies was not canggih like today, losing all my contacts feels like being cast away in a forgotten island; waiting for someone to rescue me.

My 'Jejak Kasih' mission continues. Thanks to Friendster creator, I am able to search for my long lost friends again.

Lin is my best buddy during my rebel years. Being the 'new girl from the block', I have no friend when I moved to Sek.Men Sri Rahmat JB. Lin is the 1st person who say 'hi' to me and we became a very close buddy since then. She was also the 1st friend who remember my birthday. Although it's was just a small token, but it's really the big thought that count. I still keep your bday cards and the 'cute diary' babe.

Oh yeah, she also has her own identity. She is known as a fanatic Korean/Mandarin tv series junkie. I remember how she pack her school bag and rushing back home so that she'll not missed the Channel 8 chinese drama. And the next day, she will 'ooh' and 'aah' about Zoey Tay, her favorate Singaporian actress.

And today, she is still the same Lin that I know 11 years back. Happen that she lost her phone and contacts as well. She's in the meeting when I called her ealier this morning. She called me back at 5pm. I miss her so much, it makes me willing to take a risk by driving and talking on the phone at the same time. (My stupid bluetooth always 'dead' when I need it the most).

We chit chat for almost 20 minutes, catching up on our life story. She is now in Putrajaya working as Goverment Executive in Diplomatic Service (PTD). She promised to keep in touch, and I owe her a big fat lunch in klcc.

To Lin, if you read this; just remember that you will always be my best bud, through good and bad times. I love you and may our friendship blessed with happiness forever.

Aku tahu ko mesti cam nak termuntah dgn aku yg jadi melodramatic tetiba ni kan? Hahahaha......can't believe it myself....

Precocious P Ramlee

2008-06-24T10:47:00.000+08:00

I have been watching P Ramlee movies since I was young, again and again. It was just an entertaiment when I was young but as the time goes by I slowly understand the message he was trying to tell us.

P Ramlee is a genius, not many of the Malay films nowaday can bring up Malay issues cynically on movie screen. As an artist, P Ramlee is very sensitive toward Malays issues at that time. His brilliance lies in how he tells the stories of Malay communities with the most beautiful analogy. He uses the “Adab melayu” –to always speak politely, through his film which is full of hidden messages. I found that P Ramlee movies is synonyms with our modern life ‘dramas’.

Nujum Pak Belalang (Pak Belalang The Fortune Teller)

In this movie, the fate of country was jeopardized with Sultan’s ego. Of course there will always be an adviser in every betting and gambling. And in this movie, Ahli Nujum (the fortune teller) is the country adviser. Whatever is Sultan going to do; he will consult the Ahli Nujum first. In a modern life Ahli Nujum was known as The Lawyer. Ahli Nujum /The Lawyer advice was so important because only he knows the future/law. Oh yeah, Sultan will be The Judge in the modern life drama.

Ahli Nujum of Negara Masai was overconfident that he will win over the Negeri Beringin with his riddles. He was so excited that he told all the answers to Sultan Masai on the way back to their ship. But he didn’t know that Belalang, the son of Nujum Pak Belalang was hiding in the sampan.

In a modern life Belalang is the big guy who sits on the couch with his hidden camera. The Lawyer was enthusiastically talking on the phone and he is not aware that his conversation was recorded.Like Ahli Nujum Masai, he did also reveal all the secrets of his conspiracy.

And because both Ahli Nujum and The Lawyer were not in the right path at the first place, they were both caught by their own stratagem. Not just them,their master’s life was also end with disgrace. In the movie, Sultan Masai lost his country and in modern story The Judge lost his dignity.

Musang Berjanggut (The Bearded Fox)

A film classically delivered because this is the only cynical comedy with high profile created by P Ramlee. In a way, the story tells about the deterioration of common senses among the ruler and his high profilers when enchanted by the beauty of Puspawangi, wife of Tun Nila who is the adopted prince of Raja Alam Syahbana. Those were called high profiles because of their position in the kingdom of Pura Cendana, ie The Raja, Ministers and Orang Kaya (the Rich Man). And those so-called high profilers individually plot to get rid Tun Nila by willing to pretend to be sick, a chair, a riding horse and house decoration just because they want to have Puspawangi to themselves.

The beautiful part was when Tun Nila and Puspawangi send the Musang Berjanggut to the palace. When Raja Alam Syahbana opens the locked chest, it turns out that the Musang Berjanggut is actually one of his high ranking ministers. His minister was caught because he tried to hide in the wrong place and not in the right time. He turns out to be the victim and the evidence to proof the wickedness among them.

But then this story does not end with death and C-4 Bomb Explosion but ends with happy ending as an ‘apologizing symbol’ from P Ramlee should he has offended someone.

All of these P Ramlee masterpieces are actually happen yesterday, today and maybe tomorrow. He is gifted with the ability to put forward the chronic issue cynically in his art and does not assault people directly.

P Ramlee actually asking people to think, to mirror and to judge your own self. Not many can see what he sees in his masterpiece. Siapa makan cili terasa pedas. And for those who didn’t realize will continue to laugh out loud, and then speechless when realize they were actually laughing at themselves...

I See Dead & Dumb People...

2008-06-20T11:10:00.000+08:00

I was driving back home in Federal Highway yesterday when suddenly I was honked from behind. I thought that it was an ambulance in emergency, you know those with loud annoying siren (which I doubt sometime whether there was really a dying patient inside or it's just an asshole ambulance driver) .

I saw banana leaves attached to the van, eh this cannot be an ambulance. Mana ada ambulance pasang banana leaves. It's a peak hour and traffic was really bad that time (in PJ area). I do not want to be a bitch on the road, so I gave him a way. Bagi lalu sikit.

I was gobsmacked to know that it is actually a Casket Van. Niama...it's a dead people inside, why so in hurry la macha...Doesn't matter wheter you able to reach the place in time or not, the person already dead anyway. Or maybe he's in hurry because Hell & Heaven Gate or the white light will be closed by 7.00pm? I don't know, but that guy must have a reason.

So I continue my journey back home while singing to a radio to entertain myself. I was about to reach Shah Alam when suddenly there's a heavy traffic. This is not the usual, cause that road normally pretty smooth during that hour (6.30pm) . I though that maybe there was an accident. So I patiently drive slowly.

I was really pissed + stupefied to see the same Casket Van again. But this time, he is driving super slow in the MIDDLE LANE with another 2 cars follow him behind AND with the emergency lights on. 15 minutes ago he was so in hurry and now he's creating traffic by doing that kind of parade? OMG, I bet hundreds of drivers are cursing them that day.The superstitious me believe if 40 persons maki you that day, your life will be totally 'suey' for the next 40days. I really don't understand, was it really some Indian ritual to 'corpse parade' the dead man on busy road within that hour? I am not being racist but that kind of ritual is not making any sense, especially on the busy road. Can't they just do it in the temple or cemetery? I really need some explanation.

Man..I really can see Dead & Dumb people everywhere....

Tokkok Of The Day 001

2008-06-13T16:34:00.000+08:00

"It's imperative for Malaysian to change lifestyles" En Tokkok AB

"One change in lifestyle which Malaysians had to make was to accept public transport" En Tokkok NR

"Without the new measure, the government’s actual payout for oil subsidies would have totalled 28 billion ringgit this year, and that it will now SAVE some 4.0 billion ringgit" En Tokkok SS

" The revenue saved from the subsidy WILL be deposited into the TRUST FUND (?) to be set up. The fund will be used to improve the public transportation system in the country" En Tokkok NR

What can I say. I am like a plankton in the sea full of sharks. I have right to fight but I am not strong enough. They rather be deaf than listen to me. So why should I tokkok and talking crap?

I have one clip to summarize the tokkok of the day.

"Change your lifestyle"

Nightmare 001

2008-06-02T13:14:00.000+08:00

Scene: Our apartment carpark, Friday morning. A minute before driving to the office.

"Dear, you drive carefully today..." My Bebe

"Okay you too. Why look so worry?" Me about to start the engine

"I had a very bad dream last night..." My Bebe

"Really..mimpi apa? I kena accident? or I ran away with Mat Salleh? Hahaha...." Me

" No serious, it's really bad" My Bebe

"Chill beb, quick tell me mimpi apa?" Me

"I dreamt, Tun Mahathir was 'nazak' in the hospital. And I watched it LIVE on Buletin Utama that time. It was so real dear...so tragic"....my Bebe

"Aaaaa....okay. Don't worry la, it was just a dream. Thought that you are so worried about me...Apada..oklah bye!" Me

"Hahahahahahahaha" Me in the car...

Oppss No... I wasn't laughing at the 'death dream'. It was because My Bebe; my soul mate who would never cry over the death of our pets but can get so emotional and patriotic during Buletin Utama .'Nuff said....Muaahahahaha

The PRO, The Stupido and The A**hole

2008-05-21T16:22:00.000+08:00

Speeding in the right lane when the traffic is clear - PRO
Speeding beyond the speed limit within the famous speed trap area - Stupido
Try to speed and honk like nobody business when the traffic is obviously at crawl 3km ahead - A**hole

Robbed the greedy, stingy and corrupt politician the way Robin Hood did - PRO
Robbed the Division Head of Criminal Investigation - Stupido
Robbed and murder the poor innocent oldwoman - A**hole

Sleep in the car at office parking basement after submitted all the datelines/paperworks - PRO
Sleep in the work station at 10.00am; usual hour for the big boss to come in the office - Stupido
Sleep in the work station and then complaining you are overload with work and don't have enough time to finished it - A**hole

Lie and brag that you hold a Master Degree from top University to office juniors - PRO
Lie and brag that you hold a Master Degree from top University to HR person - Stupido
Lie and brag that you hold a Master Degree from top University while actually you are just a 3rd Class SPM holder and slept with the boss to get increment - A**hole

Bitching about annoying boss with your bestfriends - PRO
Bitching about annoying boss with his/her bestfriends - Stupido
Bitching about your bestfriend with another circle of friends - Asshole, Loser & 1st Class Bitch

"Don't play with fire when you are soiled with black oil, not just you'll get burned,you may caused destructive explosion, its strong enough to kill yourself..."

The Art of Commandment

2008-05-21T12:12:00.000+08:00

Always remember these 5 important rules when command requesting your caring HUSBAND to do something:

Make sure your husband is sober and conscious

Be brief, short and simple! Limit your nagging rant diplomatic conversation to1,2 hours max.

Reward him for cooperative behaviour. Offer to cook him something that doesn't have a peel-back or plastic cover

Punish Advise him when he refuses to cooperative. Eg: Microwave his TV/Astro remote on high power for 55 minutes. Rotate 1/4 turn, and microwave again for another 38 minutes.

Use "would you" or "will you" instead of "you'd better" or "do as I say and no one will get hurt"

Oh yeah, I have personally apply this rules at home. Peaceful home guaranteed....;))

Another Candle on My Cake...

2008-05-20T12:09:00.000+08:00

19th May 2008 ; 27 candles, a pocket full Of Birthday Wishes,another moment to remember and another life lesson to learn.

I still remember, my 17th birthday was the time where I learned to understand the true meaning of friendship, the joy, the laughter and tears. (I still keep the 'noses' birthday card from you guys.)

I had a meaningful birthday when I was 21st. I received a gold bracelet from Mak and Abah as a key of my freedom; freedom to make my own decision and to live my life in my own way. I received an Elle watch from Bebe as a 1st birthday present from him; a time piece to show the progress of our love and relationship.

And then another years gone by. Another candles, another late night parties and another similar moment to be remembered every year.

Today, 27 years of life is the price I have to pay for maturity. No more late night party, no more balloon bouquet, no more birthday blow-out and no more clowning around. This is the time where I have to start to think of years ahead; a soul mate to die with and future kids to be showered with love...

Alhamdullillah I am still holding on. May this year brings me a wonderful moment filled with love and happiness.. amen..

"We have no choice of what color we're born or who our parents are or whether we're rich or poor. What we do have is some choice over what we make of our lives once we're here" - Mildred Taylor

A for Acatamathesian

2008-05-14T15:59:00.000+08:00

14 Years Ago

" Kat sekolah awak kelas apa?" - Acatamathesian Cousin A

" Kelas 1G" - Young Nonconfirmist

"Eeee awak kelas corot eh,awak masuk kelas budak bodoh" Acatamathesian Cousin B

"Siapa kata budak kelas saya semua bodoh?" - Young Nonconfirmist

"Kita masuk kelas Amanah, kelas budak pandai. Masuk kelas A kawan dengan budak pandai,nanti dapat masuk Universiti, boleh kerja bagus" - Acatamathesian Cousin A

"Kelas A pun ada yg failed kan.." - Young Nonconfirmist

"Periksa dapat nombor berapa?" Acatamathesian Uncle A

"No 1" - Young Nonconfirmist

"Hmm masuk kelas corot boleh lah dapat No 1, cuba masuk kelas A, susah punya nak dapat No 1" -Acatamathesian Uncle B

"....(what the ***)......" - Young Nonconfirmist

14 years later, Year 2008

"Kerja mana sekarang?" Acatamathesian Uncle A

"KLCC" - Nonconfirmist

"Kat mana? Promoter kat Isetan ker Parkson..? hehhehe " Acatamathesian Auntie A

"Taklah, saya kerja kat Tower 2 KLCC dengan Company ******. It's an international investment holding company" - Nonconfirmist

"Company apa tuh? Company kecik ker? Cousin A kerja KERANI kat Kementerian ***** . Gaji bolehlah TAPI KERJA KERAJAAN cerah masa depan " Acatamathesian Uncle A

"......(what the ***, just forget it, they don't even know what 'international' means anyway)........" - Nonconfirmist

The Nonconfirmist in conversations above is ME. A person who refuse to be bound byIDIOTS established standards of conduct.

When I was young, Raya gatherings and a relative kenduris are nightmares. This is where the paklong, makngah, tokcik, paksu, tok andak and cousins gather and comparing life achievement among others. For the young ones questions are always "Periksa no berapa?" or "Kelas apa?" .

Back then, when I was a kid, our achievements are measured by in which 'group' you in. If you score straight A's, and you are in the 'Kelas Budak Bodoh/Corot' then you are just another loser. But, if you are in Kelas A and even if you failed all subjects, you are still the great bright hope of family. I was not talking about my parent, but it's about the 'Acatamathesian' relatives who have deterioration of the logics and common senses.

The 'interrogation' continues..

"Bila nak kahwin? Kerja bagus pun tak guna kalau jadi anak dara tua"
"Bila nak ada anak? Rumah besar pun tak guna kalau tinggal berdua jer"

I can always answer these questions in a rebellious and nonconfirmist way,

"Why bothered? Did you pay for my college fee? Did you pay for my house loan? Did you pay for my wedding expenses? Are you going to bear the hospital bills and all the costs of rising my kids? No? So why bother?"

But I chose to be a hypocrite " Err belum ada rezeki lagi..." or just remain silence.

.....just for the sake of 'malas nak kurang ajar dengan orang yang tak belajar'.....

Kena Cop/ Tagged

2008-03-20T13:18:00.000+08:00

I was tagged by a friend and normally would just ignore it. But I am really bored tonight so I just layan la..

Name one person who made you laugh last night.
Adam Sandler in movie 'Click'
What were you doing at 0800?
Driving to work..and stuck in a very bad traffic.
What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Fed my Vampire in Facebook.
What happened to you in 2007?
I am no longer a 'Cik' and lost my freedom since then...
What was the last thing you said out loud?
"ASS HOLE!" to a stupido MyVi driver who thinks that HIS dad owns the road.
How many beverages did you have today?
2 mugs of strong coffee and a cup of Expresso. I slept for only 4 hours last night.
What color is your hairbrush?
Black.
What was the last thing you paid for?
Friskies Ocean Flavor for my furkid Monyet.
Where were you last night?
Long dinner date with Peter Petrelli...until suddenly I woke up..
What color is your front door?
Some shade of light grey.
Where do you keep your change?
A compartment inside my car, or into my dressing drawer
What's the weather like today?
It's a rainy day..
What's the best ice-cream flavor?
Chocolate
Do you want to cut your hair?
No I don't. I want to have a long wavy hair for this year Raya.
Are you over the age of 25?
Minus all the public holidays, I am still 21.
Do you talk a lot?
If YM chat is considered as talking, ohh yeah I do 'talk' a lot.
Do you watch Heroes?
Peter is my drug. Yataaaa!!!
Do you know anyone named Steven?
Nope
Do you make up your own words?
Yup - 'Selambaness' , 'Stupido Nobraino'
Are you a jealous person?
Sometimes.
Name a friend whose name starts with the letter 'A'.
Azreena Abdullah a.k.a Sze Sze - brutal mama and my gossip partner.
Name a friend whose name starts with the letter 'K'.
Khairul Hamdi - gonjeng dude, papa jahat, ex-schoolmate. Sorry beb jgn marah aku, it's a facts..hahaha
Who's the first person on your received call list?
My boss.
What does the last text message you received say?
It's from a colleague that told me he will be a bit late for our meeting
Do you chew on your straw?
No I don't. It's RETARD.
Do you have curly hair?
Wei everyone does have it la..within that private 'area'..
Where's the next place you're going to?
Another dinner date again with Peter Petrelli...hopefully..hahah
Who's the rudest person in your life?
Has got to be my bestfriend..wait..She WAS my bestfriend.
What was the last thing you ate?
The legendary "Mee Siput' that I bought at Muor last weekend. It reminds me of my late Makmok. She made the best 'Mee Siput' in the world.
Will you get married in the future?
I'm already married.
What's the best movie you've seen in the past 2 weeks?
"Click' by Adam Sandler. Good comedy with a life lesson to learn - 'Family Comes First'
Is there anyone you like right now?
I have a crush on Peter Petrelli...
When was the last time you did the dishes?
A few hours ago.
Are you currently depressed?
Yes I am. I need a vacation and a lot, lot of money.
Did you cry today?
Huh? Nope.
Why did you answer and post this?
That's because I'm bored to death and I don't have any other interesting story to tell..

Friendship Never Dies

2008-03-18T03:34:00.000+08:00

I will never have a limited bestfriend. This is because ALL my friends are infact my bestfriendS, my best buddies of all time. Wherever I go, I will end up with another list of Bestfriends.

Each group of friends knows me by a different name but same 'gonjeng' NurSalfarina Shafiee.

I have Aida Yusof, Sharifah Shereen, Intan Syafinaz, Diana, Anuar Rahim, Farina, Asfarizal, Nik Hisham,Siti Nasifah and others from Sekolah Jubli Intan & Sekolah Menengah Dato Haji Hassan Yunos who know me as Sal. They are among the 'first batch' of my friends list.

Then I have Lyn Arifan, Lin Talib, KuJah and others from Sekolah Menengah Sri Rahmat,JB who know me as Reena. I was only able to build friendship for about a year before I moved to the 'Most Happening School of Retards & Rebellion" - Teknik TPJB.

In Sekolah Menengah Teknik Tg Puteri,JB - School of Retards and Rebellions, I have a gang called 6 Budak Pencacai -Oya,Akak Zura,Joe,Sal & me of course. And others like Sharifah Anez, Khazaren, Abot, Hustler, Ayuzs, Adli,Izs Shahrin,Azawati, Shahruddin, Sham & Boy who know me as Reena D. - the most gonjeng, rebel & the 'tanned' chic in school. hahahah.

Then it's UiTM DiHatiku. I have Elynn,Eimon, A'Are, Fadh, Sze Sze, Feedot,Eila, Wana, Bebot, Najwa, Niza, Jue, Kak Rin,Diana, Adli, Ayusz, Hustler and Azawati again (yeah my Teknik schoolmates are dominating the Uitm Segamat that time) And my beloved seniors gave me a new nickname. One thing about Uitm, your sweet nice full name given by your parents are meant to be remain in IC and to be used only in exam. No one will ever call you by your full name. Mine is Eefun. I have been given this name because of my selamba-ness and I have a special ability to be funny at all times. "Ee funny jer budak ni..ee funnyer..eefun.." That's how I known by Eefun in Uitm Segamat.

From the 1st day I start work, I am back to Reena again. I have Joanne, Jenny, Sheza, Hana, Mindy, Tessa, Phoebe,Delaila, Chin Tau, Sharon, Kak Rozie, Ivan, Meity, Sioe Ee, Jason, Adrian, Brian, Lennie,Vinod, Ganesh and Karen who know me by Reena Shafiee. And I have been known as Reena Shafiee until today.

With all these friend I have makes me believe that I won't die alone. I believe there will always someone who will drop a tears when I'm gone.. Maybe I kinda act like a bitch sometime but I will never betray a friend. I am not a backstabber. My friends know that I'm loyal and I always appreciate the moment I spend with my friends. Till death do us part..amen...

"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."

Top 10 Annoying Retards

2008-03-14T13:16:00.000+08:00

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal. Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". If you want to ask just ask, you'll be punch anyway if dare to ask stupid question.
When something is 'new and improved!'. Duhh if it's NEW, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an IMPROVEMENT, then there must have been something before it. So which is it?
When people say "life is short". What the ****? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?
When you are waiting for the LRT/bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, knob head?
People who say things like "My eyes aren't what they used to be". So what did they used to be? Ears, Jukebox sandals?
When you're eating something and someone asks "Is that nice?Sedap ker?" No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need
McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks.

"Well, I'll have a McStraw, and jam it in your McEyes, you stupid McRetard...!"

TM NUTS Streamyx - Another Broadband from HELL

2008-03-05T15:20:00.000+08:00

I have a perfect tagline for Streamyx:

"TM NUTS Streamyx - another loser from Hell with the Customer Service who could not tell. Enjoy the slowest broadband in the world!"

I can't get connected to my home internet for about 2 days in a row. I've called streamyx few times, another long wait, another customer service rep who could not understand my difficulties and internet connection that I still cannot use.

I am still 'in control' when they put me on hold for 15 minutes. But I really could not understand when they said at least 2 working days needed for them to check my whole f******g internet system. Duhhh...?!?!.

My God, don't tell me RM846.7 million profit for the first quarter 2007 does not enough for TM to bulk up their streamyx services.

Or maybe it's just because I am not a 'DR', a 'Dato', a 'Datin' or ' Tengku' or whatever shit in front of my name?Oh yeah.. I am just another mad woman dissatisfied customer who throw a temper tantrum when she can't get connected to internet

Duhhh what a bunch of massive losers I'm dealing with...

Alanis Morisette - The True Flavor of Entanglement

2008-03-01T14:59:00.000+08:00

I've got this clip while searching for Alanis live show in You Tube. Yeah I'm a biggest fan of Alanis Morrisette. Her songs and lyrics always become my greatest inspiration. My fav of all time- "That I Would Be Good"

When I saw the clip title :

Alanis Morisette - My Humps

I was like, 'Oh NO! is she going to be another stupid mashup of a pop song?' No way. So I check out the clip. To my pleasant surprise it was actually Alanis parody video of Fergie - My Humps. Hahahaha it is so funny and it such a brilliant idea of Alanis. Altough I prefer her down to earth style of plain shirt and jeans, she looks hot in the bluegreen top. Please guys, you should watch this till the end.

This is what I called " The True Flavors of Entanglement"...hahahaha

Lord of MiCasa - Battle of the TV Remote

2008-02-29T14:49:00.000+08:00

It's going to be another war this weekend in mi casa. Another TV addiction on Sunday night. I was browsing the 8TV website last weekend (yeah pretty bored) and I saw this TV recap show 'Ghost' starring Naz and Cheryl Samad.

Hmm nampak title macam best. So I check out the episode recap. I got hooked and end up spending the whole evening watching the the whole episode 1-3. The show is on 8TV every sunday night at 10.00pm. It's a story about Eza (Chery Samad) a gossip writer who tries to solve the mystery behind the death of her idol -famous movie star, Zack Imran (Naz) - now is a ghost-in-distress seeking for her help.

It's memang layan la. The problem is now :

My Beb is paying for the Astro bill,the house rental, electric & water bills every month, while I'm responsible for the phone+streamyx bill and groceries. So technically, he is the King of Mi Casa and have a 100% control over the TV remote (whenever he is around). I told him about this new show on 8TV and try to 'book' the couch for Sunday night.

His reply was:
"Well sayang, it depends wheter there is a good show on HBO or History channel on that night"

which means,

"If there is no good show for me to watch, then we can watch your fav show together".

But then my hope was totally shattered when he said:

"But Sayang, you can always watch the episode recap anytime on the net kan.."

enough said, it's a Checkmate...

10 Things I Hate About Monyet

2008-02-27T14:41:00.000+08:00

I love the movie so much. I have been creating a few '10 Things I hate..." poems since the day I watch this movie. Sad, Ledger's found dead in his bedroom. I always like his movie; Brokeback Mountain, The Patriot...

Here is my own version of '10 Things I Hate About Monyet'

I hate the way you meoww to me, and the way you lick your hair.
I hate the way you sleep in my closet,
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your smelly yucky poop and the way you ask for food.
I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you’re always cute,
I hate it when you scratch my couch.
I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry
I hate it when you’re not around, and the fact that I miss your purrs
But mostly I hate the way I DON'T hate you, Not even close…Not even a little bit… Not even at all..

I love you Monyet, forever and ever.

May Justice Be With Nurin...

2007-11-05T14:28:00.000+08:00

It's 75 days since Nurin was abducted and we are still praying for that sick paedophile bastard killer to be caught. Yesterday 3rd November 2007, the person who is responsible for distributing the autopsy pictures of murdered Nurin Jazlin Jazimin has been identified and will be charged in court soon. Serve him right.

Being quite pessimistic sometimes, I felt that there's only 9.99% chances for that paedophile sick bastard to be caught. It's because:

No other DNA were found on Nurin's body

Police are solely relying on the CCTV images of a man carrying sports bag; believed to be Nurin's body stuffed inside.

And almost a month after the discovery of Nurin's body, police have yet to make a major arrest.

Come what may I hope this case will not be closed like what happen to Norita Samsudin's. Court of Appeal judge Datuk Mokhtar Sidin rapped police investigators, noting “gaping holes” in the case. He said for the prosecution to establish a prima facie case, it had to prove that death had occurred, that Hanif was responsible for Norita’s death and that the act was done with the intention of causing her death. The Court of Appeal said the only fact proven was that Norita was dead and nothing more....duhh..

I can't deny when some people said that crime scene TV series such as CSI, Bones and Criminal Mind do helps criminals to be smarter. You see, Nurin's killer didn't leave any DNA on victim's body; not even a finger print. Even if he got caught, was CCTV image of him carrying the bag enough for him to be charged?
Let's keep on praying more evidence will be found...and may the justice be with Allahyarham Nurin Jazlin....Al-fatihah...